Me-"What would you like for dinner, sweetie?"

Addie-"Penguin"

Me-"What kind of bedtime story do you want?"

Addie-"How about me and Chuck Norris?"

Emily-"If Chris* calls while I'm in the shower, tell him I'm incognito."

Do you know how killer it is on the self esteem to have daily reminders that you're at the bottom of everyone's priority list?

"There are lots of 14yo's my age..."-Emily, my 14yo sister.

Fwd: From: Emily

Me: i love u snickle fritz

add: i love u hippotamus

me: is that a fat joke?

Add: no! Thats a really fat joke! All the way over the rainbow!

Audra-"Your mom likes osmosis right?"

Me-"What?"

Audra-"You know...OJ and champagne?"

A few PS's for the collection...

Tarot for today.

The Nine of Wands
You might have faced some tough times, or learned some hard lessons, but now is a time for you to persevere and tap into your hidden or inner resources. Because of your stubborn refusal to give up, you may find yourself with the opportunity to remain standing after all the dust settles. No matter how difficult things may seem, recognize that you are a survivor with the strength to manifest your will. Don't let anyone or anything keep you down. This could be a last challenge or test of your character before a great victory, so don't give in to resistance yet, for you have made it this far. Everyone suffers loss of one kind or another, but it is important not to let it make you bitter, suspicious, or deceitful by putting up a wall around yourself. Take a moment to assess or reassess your goals or priorities to remember why you are doing what you are doing, as well as savoring the little victories.

Pro-he's taken *outstanding* care of me this week.

Pro-he always gets my door.

Em-"He's already had one today."

Mom-"That's what she said."

*beat*

Kat-"Wait. What?"