After snide comment to me- Kat-"There's no need to be a hooker." Em-"Yeah well...some times ya gotta eat."

Man 1-How do you ask a girl if your cock has been in her mouth? Man 2-Just have her assume the position and see if that triggers your memory.

Jay*-"Did I tell you my secret to dating?" Dell-"Blow her up first?"

My neighbors have pulled a big screen tv into their backyard and are now broadcasting some hispanic movie for the entire neighborhood to hear...

Addie:God said little kids can't do that! Me:God never said that! Addie:Well, no...but that's what he MEANT!

I actually felt ok this evening. Picked up the bathroom even. Please God, let the insurance cover this medicine. ~K

PS's of the week...

~K

On the other hand...

Horoscope for today- (And we're BOTH Gem's)
Plan a get together with your favorite people to restore your sense of emotional balance under tonight's harmonious Aquarius Moon.

Tarot for the Day

Stress, lust, or the truth revealed may tend to give way to emotional outbursts if this Empress doesn't get what she wants, and in an effort to regain control, she may try to manipulate a domestic situation. Motherhood or nurturing may not be her "forte."

While I *would* consider mothering and nurturing a forte of mine, perhaps this means it's not a good time for the "I wanna be with you, damn it." talk post drunken sex. :/

~K

I just quoted Firefly to my kid.

Things I'm suddenly without due to recall of relationship status-

-laundry facilities
-hot showers
-internet access
-true blood
-yummy breakfasts
-cuddling
-intelligent conversation
-compliments
-non self induced orgasms
-my best friend

Happy Independence Day! If you're a rich, white, Christian male. If not happy day you eat too much, literally burn up your $, all w/ family you can't stand!

Addie on religion-"When people die, if they don't go to Heaven, they go to Candyland."

(2/2) smokes that's a dog that's bound for the Chinese buffet.

(1/2) I didn't say much when he snacked on a Barbie. I complained but didn't do anything when he ate the cord to my vibe. However, a dog that eats a pack of

It says a lot about your life when your landlady and her family are more concerned about your obvious depression than your own friends and family.

:(

It's my daddy's birthday. I miss him.