Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Contrary to what American Apparel would like you to believe, the hotness of the cleavage is offset by the presense of scrunchies. And them some.

Looks like an outtake from "The Trouble With Tribbles"
~K

Dell: I wanna make an Ebonics Rosetta Stone!

They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

~K

"You should try the chicken fried steak. It's like a chicken and a steak had a baby. A delicious, crispy baby!"

PS, part three

I've actually known quite a few people who had fucked up childhoods, and therefore, do not want children. I went the opposite route, figuring that with the best experience on what NOT to do, it should be a piece of cake. It's not, but it's still totally worth it.

~K

PS, part two

Some good, some bad...all worth it.

~K

PS of the week, part one

You'll find this amusing. I find it concerning.
~K

Roleplaying gone horridly wrong...

Mr. X-(Jimmy Stewart impression) Every time I bust a nut, an angel gets it's wings!

The *other* half of Addie's genetic code

David: Michael and Billy probably staged this so they could go wash african kids clothes with oxi-clean or something.

Tarot for today

The Six of Wands (reversed)
Listen to your intuition, feed your spiritual needs, be aware of lucid dreams, and don't use your health or current status as an excuse for not advancing further than you already have. It could be that you are stuck; somehow, re-living past "glories," or believe that you have already done your part. Opportunities for success are all around you, but you need to be sure that any credit or blame given to you is deserved, or else the praise or publicity may lead to false pride, which in turn could become either to arrogance, stubbornness, or a feeling of "always the bridesmaid, never the bride." Speaking of which, you may be expected to go to a place where you are supposed to feel welcome, but won't. If your energy is stabilized, this could be a pivotal point, so be prepared to take a stand. Work first on vindicating yourself, to yourself, learn to hold your head high, and you can turn almost any challenge into a triumph!

Dead fucking on.
~K

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone. For the cold, hard earth must borrow her mirth, but she has enough troubles of her own."-EWW

Fat. Ugly. Stupid. Liar. User. Pathetic. Pick the one i dont actually feel.

Deep thoughts ala True Blood-"When you love someone, you gotta love all of them. Otherwise, it ain't love."

Why I love Jennifer Weiner-"Hefty? Hefty is a trash bag. I'm festively plump."

Birthday Memoirs

So, for those of you that managed to escape my constant reminders, my twenty-ninth birthday was yesterday. Spent the morning at Dell's (been here since Weds eve), then Watson ran me on some errands. Stopped by to see my grandpa, who sent food home, because, between him and and my mother's constant guilt trips, we're suddenly Jewish?!?

Went back to Dell's to get ready, and walked in to a beautiful daisy. I was then brought a cake, and a card, and the best gifts ever, Certain Girls, and Little Earthquakes. Remember me saying I wanted them here? So, it wasn't just the gifts themselves, but the fact that he pay attention. :)

Head to Dave and Buster's to meet up with some friends, but it was packed. Played games while waiting for a table, and Dell won me a watch at one of those claw machines! Got texts and calls from Cass, and learned that she'd had an altercation with some guy who cut in front of her kid, resulting in her saying something, him running his mouth, her punching him a couple of times in the arm, and then beating a hasty retreat.

Dell, Tine, and I grabbed dinner there, and then decided to head elsewhere for more entertainment. We wound up at The Clarette Club, a pool hall that had karaoke last night. Tine and I sang some, then we all parted ways. Dell and I came home, ate cake, had rum, and had a wonderful night. :)

Pics should be on the sidebar, if PhotoBucket is working with me.

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes, cards, favors, and gifts. Ya'll are awesome. Especially Dell. :)

~K

PS-Cass is now moonlighting as a henchman. Contact me for more info. :P

PS of the week

Afraid? Maybe not. In awe, furious with, shaking my head at? Yeah.

For all of you that still have Daddies though, make sure to call/text/email/write, eh?

~K

Fwd:
From: Watson
Sent: Jun 20 2:21PM
Msg: That chick in the lime top is hot.


Fwd:
From: Watson
Sent: Jun 20 2:22PM
Msg: Um... Nevermind. She turned around.

Dell: I'm like JayZ. Money ainta thang.

Dell: Hey, those people are from PA. Maybe they're Quakers. Maybe they eat oatmeal every day.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Kat: Wtf is a ginger?!?
Watson: A Ginger is a person with red hair, fair skin.
Kat: So like, half my relatives. Gotcha.
Watson: Lol.
Kat: Mick wasn't good enough? We gotta color code our racial slurs now?!?

In response to your response...

Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own-U2

Tough, you think you've got the stuff

You're telling me and anyone

You're hard enough

You don't have to put up a fight

You don't have to always be right

Let me take some of the punches

For you tonight

Listen to me now

I need to let you know

You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror

And it's you when I don't pick up the phone

Sometimes you can't make it on your own

We fight all the time

You and I...that's alright

We're the same soul

I don't need...I don't need to hear you say

That if we weren't so alike

You'd like me a whole lot more

Listen to me now

I need to let you know

You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror

And it's you when I don't pick up the phone

Sometimes you can't make it on your own

I know that we don't talk

I'm sick of it all

Can - you - hear - me - when - I -

Sing, you're the reason I sing

You're the reason why the opera is in me...

Where are we now?

I've still got to let you know

A house still doesn't make a home

Don't leave me here alone...

And it's you when I look in the mirror

And it's you that makes it hard to let go

Sometimes you can't make it on your own

Sometimes you can't make it

The best you can do is to fake it

Sometimes you can't make it on your own

PS of the week

As silly as it seems, given the circumstances, that's how much faith I have that we CAN work. I don't expect it of course, but know that I would.

~K

Theater roles I've had-

A busy mom in the third grade Christmas program
Some girl who loved parades in the sixth grade play
Reporter #2 in Bye, Bye Birdie
Birdie Eulalie Shinn in The Music Man
Kanga in Winnie the Pooh

Theater roles I've always wanted-

Lady MacBeth-Macbeth
Olive-The Odd Couple (female version)
The mom in Fiddler on the Roof
Titania-Midsummer's Night Dream
Miss Hannigan-Annie

Emily-"Will you tell her to stop holding the food handicapped.....er...hostage?"

I'm too pissed to be sleepy. Damn it.

PS's of the week

So perfect it's scary...

Kat, here's your Tarot Reading for 6/6/2009

The Eight of Swords

You should begin to overcome feelings of being boxed in, confined, or restricted within a relationship or situation. Currently, your mind may be prisoner of your own fear of the unknown, so you may feel that your situation is hopeless or futile. Realize that it is the attitude of "yes, but...," "I can't," or "I don't deserve..." that might trap you in what finally could become intolerable circumstances. You need to take off the blinders, and break free. Your potential has probably been interfered with long enough, and you need to recognize that you don't need to be a "savior" or require "rescue" a moment longer!

Birthday

Birthday wish list-
Certain girls and Little Earthquakes (to complete my Jennifer Weiner collection)
Paper for pastels, fixer (for the one art thing I'm good at)