My waking moment this morning-
A dramedy in five acts
A dramedy in five acts
Act I-Inwhich, Addie enters the living room skyclad, for some reason.
Act II-Inwhich, Addie spies and swipes a mini chocolate chip muffin.
Act III-Inwhich, Addie climbs onto the seat of a chair, muffin in hand, and tips it over, sending herself flying across the room.
Act IV-Inwhich, Addie screams at the top of her lungs, while I jump up and grab her, holding her close and saying "Where does it hurt? How bad?"
Act V-Inwhich, Addie blubbers "I broke my muffin!" and I realize she's crying because the top fell off her muffin.
She's naked, she fell out of a chair and flew into a wall, and her issue is her muffin broke?!?
She gets it from her father's side.
~K
Act II-Inwhich, Addie spies and swipes a mini chocolate chip muffin.
Act III-Inwhich, Addie climbs onto the seat of a chair, muffin in hand, and tips it over, sending herself flying across the room.
Act IV-Inwhich, Addie screams at the top of her lungs, while I jump up and grab her, holding her close and saying "Where does it hurt? How bad?"
Act V-Inwhich, Addie blubbers "I broke my muffin!" and I realize she's crying because the top fell off her muffin.
She's naked, she fell out of a chair and flew into a wall, and her issue is her muffin broke?!?
She gets it from her father's side.
~K
1 comment:
Food. It's what's for dinner. ;)
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