Kat: No man should wear a pink shirt.
Alex: Unless it's lacey, belongs to somebody else, and is wrapped around his junk.
Dell: Ghandi was a pussy!
Kat: That's why the Chinese have never won a war. They can't keep secrets!
Mom: They kept Pearl Harbor a secret.
*15 seconds of stunned silence*
Kat: That was Japan, dear.
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